There are 5 babies coming into our lives this year, indirectly of course.
My cousin had the first, my best friend is due any day, Daren’s best friend & wife are due in June, my brother & his wife are due in October, and my oldest cousin is due in December. 
(Honorable mention goes to Loralee, who [...]

The typewriter
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter”. The child [...]

Tonight has been a comedy of errors. SugarHubs is out of town tonight, and has come in 1st in a poker tournament where he won a $600 coin which is a ‘buy-in’ for a larger tournament at the end of March. This ‘buy in’ affords him the chance to play against 124 other [...]

SugarHubs and I often text back and forth throughout the day. This morning was… colourful:
Me: Paying overdue Union Gas bill – okay?
Him: Thats awesome baby …..and I am so in love with you.
(Uh….okay. Doesn’t take much eh? Maybe next I’ll impress him with my mad toilet scrubbing skillz.)
Me: Love you too. Paying [...]

So it’s de-lurking day or something and I’ve commented on several blogs who are participating but whatever.
I know who’s here for the most part…I invited all yo’ asses – say something! Entertain me, circus monkeys! (Oh I kid.)
Okay, let me help you. Gosh, do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?
There are 3 [...]

I have irrational fears, SugarHubs tells me. I hold my kids hands in the grocery store and they are not allowed to walk even 2 feet away from me or the cart – ever. Apparently, I’m not alone in this. I have visions of my kids being scooped up by a mess [...]

It’s back to work for most people today, myself included. I worked through the holidays at Famecrawler, but Swank clients need my mad design skillz too!
It’s not, however, even remotely close to the day Daren goes back to work. Nope. My Union-Boy is home until JANUARY SEVENTH.
You would think this would be [...]

He was deathly ill Christmas Eve, but still helped me entertain his family here at home.
He was closer to death Christmas morning, but managed to help build toys, play the Wii, and get through Christmas dinner at his Aunt’s without actually dying.
Encroaching on death Boxing Day, he got up early with me, drove me to [...]

I told Sarah last week on the phone that I was trying ‘learn football.’ See, Daren is a big Dallas Cowboys fan, and I would love nothing more than to throw back a coupla wobbly pops with my man and enjoy a football game without having to be all girly and questiony. Further [...]

“So if you could re-write our vows, what would they say now?”
“I don’t know but ‘obey’ would definitely be in there.”