Ask Me Anything
November 8, 2009
G’head. I’ll answer anything.
I think.
Lay the questions on me!
Posted by Karen Sugarpants @ 8:16 pm
G’head. I’ll answer anything.
I think.
Lay the questions on me!
November 8th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Ingrown hairs.
Where do you get them?
Because I doubt you’ll ever be able to out do where I get mine.
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
oh em gee Casey.
k well, i’ll be honest because I know from talking to girlfriends that I’m not alone. basically everywhere there is hair that gets shaved/waxed, there are ingrowns that are annoying BUT! I have a remedy that helps. After shaving anywhere, put on men’s deodorant. I have no idea why it works but my hubby taught me that little tidbit when he discovered that works on his nether regions.
true story.
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The Mother Tongue Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Okay, I’ll give it a shot…but if my husband wants to know why my bikini line smells like Studly Arctic Blast, I’m telling him it’s YOUR fault.
The Mother Tongue´s last blog ..Croup therapy
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 7:27 am
@The Mother Tongue, I wanna hear about it if he asks!
November 8th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Also? You’re like the cutest thing on the planet.
moosh in indy.´s last blog ..moosh in (somewhat questionable) indy hotel.
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
thanks – you’re not so bad yourself there sugar. xo
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Are you feeling better? You look great!
Dave Parker´s last blog ..Girls Treat 2009
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
i am thank you! still coughing but energy is back baby! (and thank you for the compliment – that pic is a few weeks old tho.
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Have you left the house yet? And was it exciting? ; )
Kim´s last blog ..
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
I did leave the house Friday to hit the Old Navy sale and got a cute dressy winter jacket, and today I got to see my oldest play hockey after spending the whole day outside as a family. It’s beautiful here!
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Do you ever want to say Betty Cocker instead of Betty Crocker?
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Can’t say that I have but I often say Fuck you very much instead of Thank you very much. I used to mutter that to mean customers when I was a waitress in my teens. *cheeky!*
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I have no questions for you, only to say that you look AMAZING in that photo.
Amazing.
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Kristen – I expect way more from you. Although thank you. xoxo
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Why are you smiling?
whall´s last blog ..I’ll be painfully honest witchu
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Because I know what you did last summer.
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
OK….
KY or AstroGlide?
IS THAT A BETTER QUESTION?
(picky bitch..LOL!)
Kim´s last blog ..
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
KY – the warming stuff. We rarely need it tho.
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
oh, it’s SO HARD to ask something ’cause I feel like I know most everything. like I happen to know that you told me to do it up the ass ’cause you’re the best wife ever if you do.
And I’m …. not.
I love ya beautiful. XO
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Aaaand Flingers just sunk my Battleship.
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Kim Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
LMAO – so Flingers …KY or Astroglide? ; ) If you ever do…..heh
Kim´s last blog ..
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Boxers or briefs? Coke or Pepsi? Chocolate or vanilla? Black or white? Sweet or savory? Winter Olympics or Summer? Musical or Non-musical theater?
I have more if that’s not enough.
Finn´s last blog ..In Which I Go All Vanity Fair On You
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Commando.
Neither. I don’t drink pop.
Chocolate!
Black – especially for clothes.
Sweet.
Winter Olympics all the way. GO LUGE!
Musical theater!
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Craziest place you have, well you know, “done it” Tee hee.
Kel´s last blog ..Drunk Kisses
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
On the way home from the bar in Grand Bend…and on the beach, at a lightpost, ummm, several otehr places – and this was ALL ON THE SAME DRUNK WALK HOME, like 8+ years ago.
Daren and I were Klassy.
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Sarcastica Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 7:34 am
@Karen Sugarpants, I is sccccccccccared.
hahaha
Sarcastica´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday; The Where’s Matt Edition
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Sarcastica Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 7:34 am
@Karen Sugarpants, and by “scared” I meant “scarred.” P.S EW that’ll teach me not to read your comments
Sarcastica´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday; The Where’s Matt Edition
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
What would you tell me I most definitely have to eat if I visit your neck of the woods? Cause most people have a certain “dish” they consider a local fave. In Indiana, where i live now, for some reason it’s nasty pork tenderloin. In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where I’m originally from, it’s steak salad with fries. I think food tells a lot about a person. What would you tell me I should eat … you know, if you invited me to visit?
Kasey Jackson´s last blog ..the last time the leaves changed
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
We would cook for you – Daren LOVES to slow roast Prime Rib Roast for guests and while we wait for that late dinner, we have homemade fresh salsa & homemade guacamole & chips. And beers. with lime.
None of this is inherently Canadian tho – it’s just how we roll.
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Kasey Jackson Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Mmmmm.
Good to know. Sounds yummy. I love meat.
Kasey Jackson´s last blog ..the last time the leaves changed
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
GO MEAT!
Ren Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
OK, I’m totally ready to visit for dinner now. That sounds scrumptious!
Ren´s last blog ..Flashback Friday: Action, No Action
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 7:18 am
@Ren, you are??? does that mean youse guys are moving here? Pleasesayyespleasesayyes.
Ren Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 8:26 am
@Karen Sugarpants, I don’t think we’ll really know for sure until sometime in the spring. I expect we’ll visit on one of Marci’s trips up there before then, though.
Ren´s last blog ..Macro Monday #35
November 8th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Batman or Superman?
Dave2´s last blog ..Cryptic
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Superman. Every. Single. Time. Over and over.
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
WEIRDEST PLACE YOU’VE HAD SEX.
(I agree with Kim.)
moosh in indy.´s last blog ..moosh in (somewhat questionable) indy hotel.
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
I just answered this up there, but here it is again, sillyhead!
On the way home from the bar in Grand Bend…and on the beach, at a lightpost, ummm, several otehr places – and this was ALL ON THE SAME DRUNK WALK HOME, like 8+ years ago.
Daren and I were Klassy.
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
I’m going to ask you my favorite junior high style questions. Because I’m a grown up and stuff.
If you could go anywhere in the world, all money and language barriers aside, where would it be?
If you could do any job (besides being a mom) ignoring all educational/cost issues, what would it be?
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
I would love love love to see Africa – for so many reasons.
I want to be a NICU nurse and start school next year. My Granny & Papa are paying for it.
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November 8th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
I wish I had a good question. Or any question for that matter.
Oh! Here’s one. What was the very first blog that you read?
Headless Mom´s last blog ..Memories of BlogHer ‘09
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Dooce. I was part of a mommy’s group and someone linked to her hilarious birth story (of Leta) and once I found her blog, I was hooked. I started my own blog a little while later and it was called “Big D, Little D, Mista T, Ruffy & Me.”
LAMESAUCE.
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Sarcastica Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 7:36 am
@Karen Sugarpants, HA I remember that blog lol that’s when you convinced me to start too haha
you also got me hooked on Gmail.
Sarcastica´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday; The Where’s Matt Edition
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November 8th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Can I ask more than one? No? Oh, um, sorry, but I’m gonna…!
A) Would you rather have a deep, very visible wrinkle or a nasty, pussy zit than lingered for 2 weeks and scarred your face?
B) Would you find it difficult to love, support, honour your husband if he became paralyzed? (Knocking on 4 pieces of wood…)
C) Do you like rollercoasters?
D) can you play any musical instruments?
Sorry! So verbose!! :/
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
a) the wrinkle. i have wrinkles now, so whatevs.
b) does his dick still work? hahaha…I’m sure there would be challenges, but we have already been through a lot together. Our love and commitment is forever. (knocking wood too tho!)
c) yes but not stand up ones!
d) yes – piano. But it has been years.
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November 8th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I have several questions:
1. Are your pants really made from sugar and can I taste them?
2. If Daren and Amy died in completely unrelated plane crashes and if you were independently wealthy and could travel to Florida all the time and your kids were invited as well and they really liked me and you were hanging out by my pool one afternoon while the kids were at Disney with Ada, the German nanny, would you let me touch your right boob?
3. Same question as #2, except left boob.
Avitable´s last blog ..Dance monkey dance
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 8th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
a) yes and no.
b) no. but I like the independently wealthy idea. Can we launch a series of kitty cat hospitals up here in Canada?
c) no.
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Avitable Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 5:23 am
Why didn’t I get an email notification of your reply? If you reply within the dashboard, I don’t think it sends notifications.
Here’s my next question:
Pretty please? With sugar on top?
Avitable´s last blog ..Invaded! Studio Photos of Avitaween 2009 Guests!
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 7:19 am
@Avitable, I think I fixed it now Adam – it was off in the dashboard settings. Which DUH. And I call myself a blog designer. For the record, I take the worst care of my own blog.
And no.
November 8th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Morning, noon or night?
Ren´s last blog ..Macro Monday #35
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 7:20 am
@Ren, I’m not quite sure what you’re talking about here Ren, so I’m going to guess you’re asking my favorite time of day… night…I love the quiet of the evening.
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Ren Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 8:28 am
@Karen Sugarpants, Favorite time for sex, silly sugarbritches…
Ren´s last blog ..Macro Monday #35
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November 8th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
How’s your nose doing?
Marilyn (A Lot of Loves)´s last blog ..It’s So Much Nicer With Friends
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 7:21 am
@Marilyn (A Lot of Loves), good so far. I had a keloid last week but a few days of teatree oil and it was gone.
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November 9th, 2009 at 5:19 am
How do you and Daren stay hot for each other?
Robin´s last blog ..…as fast as I can write….
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 7:22 am
@Robin, if I knew that Robin, I would bottle it and sell it. I think part of it is that we truly respect each other. When we fight, it’s pretty tame. I grew up listening to my mother scream at step-dads & boyfriends and it always upset me. I really hate yelling.
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November 9th, 2009 at 8:48 am
What are you looking at?
sam {temptingmama}´s last blog ..Time Warp, Part 1: Kitchen
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 7:20 am
@sam {temptingmama}, The mirror? That’s common around here, especially since I’m so pretty and all. Hahaha.
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November 9th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Whorebitch! This was going to be my next blog post, haha!
Ummmm, if you had to do a girl, would it be me?
*fingerscrossed*
Hilly´s last blog ..Snackie Sunday: We Used To Be Friends A Long Time Ago…
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 7:21 am
@Hilly, So make it your next blog post – I have some questions for you anyway!
If I *had* to do a girl? Dude, I don’t have to do anything.
And no. I wouldn’t want to ruin our awesome friendship.
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November 9th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Uh, you don’t need me to ask you anything! You’ve got plenty of people doing that! But…
Is it cold there today?
I have deeper questions, but I’d prefer to ease into my Sartre questions.
Poppy´s last blog ..Perhaps this will hold you over
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 7:22 am
@Poppy, no it’s unseasonably warm here today!
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November 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Why isn’t Johnny Depp Canadian?!!
I will NEVER live this down.
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 7:22 am
@Faiqa, BECAUSE HE WAS BORN IN KENTUCKY!
Also, because he is not Michael J. Fox.
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November 10th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
How did you get so pretty?
Suebob´s last blog ..The Layoff Chronicles
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 7:28 am
@Suebob, no idea what you’re talking about Blindy.
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November 11th, 2009 at 7:38 am
Do you have an quirky habits that nobody in the world (save for Daren of course) knows about?
I don’t know I’m still scarred from that other comment and can’t think because I’m washing my brain out with bleach
bahhaa
Sarcastica´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday; The Where’s Matt Edition
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 7:29 am
@Sarcastica, I grind my teeth in my sleep!
Sorry you read my comments and are now traumatized for life. Hahaha…
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November 11th, 2009 at 7:40 am
P.S I am out of cream do you have any I can borrow or must I drink my tea with MILK? (yuck)
OH and I thought of a pretty kick ass one; if you suddenly one 50 million dollars, what would you do with it? I better like your answers or this 50 million is going elsewhere.
Sarcastica´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday; The Where’s Matt Edition
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 7:30 am
@Sarcastica, 50 million is a lot of dough. I’d share it with family, invest some and donate some to pediatric cardiology research.
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Sarcastica Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
@Karen Sugarpants, good answer! When can I expect my share? lol just kidding.
P.S reply to my other email woman about dvds and books and makeup brands
Sarcastica´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday; The Where’s Matt Edition & Remembrance Day
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November 11th, 2009 at 7:43 am
ugh, I meant won, not one. Now I’m confused. P.S. What will I do without CREAM in my tea? I can’t drink it with MILK! yucky!
Ok I’ll stop commenting now and await patiently for your replies.
Sarcastica´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday; The Where’s Matt Edition
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 7:31 am
@Sarcastica, I’m sure you survived!
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November 11th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
These questions and answers are so funny Karen.
I was gonna ask the same qusetion as Sarcastica, what would you do if you won the lotto? Or what would be your last meal? Or who is your celebrity crush?
ps you really do look AMAZING in that photo, you look so happy and healthy!
J from Ireland´s last blog ..Its a Boy!!!!
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 7:33 am
@J from Ireland, The lotto answer is up there…
Last meal – roasted duck, asparagus & Caesar salad from a restaurant I love in London, ON, or Goat Cheese Agnolli from The Old Spaghetti Factory in Toronto, OR Thai food.
Celeb crush – hmmmm there are a lot of pretty boys out there. My fave is probably Johnny Depp.
Thanks. *blush*
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Ren Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
@Karen Sugarpants, Johnny Depp from Canada?
Ren´s last blog ..Wurst Ride and Wurstfest
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