Coming to Americus
July 8, 2009
Best Girlfriend that is Local and Not Sam or Sassy: going to the states tomorrow, need anything?
Me: WHAT???? why was I not invited?
BGTILANSOS: cause you made appts
Me: Right. and yes.
Swedish Fish – 2 boxes
Archer Farms caramel sugar free syrup for making iced coffee – 4-6 bottles.
shit we have the dentist. shitshitshit.
BGTILANSOS: you suck, i will look for those things for you
{her son} doesnt want to go
oh well the things we do to our kids
Me: stop saying i suck. it hurts my two feelings. they are at target – where are you going? port huron? because i *could* cancel the appts. dr jeff could see us fri morning and the dentist can go fuck his hat. what would i need to smuggle, i mean bring my children across the border?
BGTILANSOS: birth certificates, thats it, and yes port huron
and i only keep saying you suck cause daren keeps asking you for it lol
Me: okay – will call the dentist & Dj Jazzy Jeff in the morning. Yay!
BGTILANSOS: you are hilarious, where you want to meet?
Me: what time are you going? want to go from here?
BGTILANSOS: morning.
Me: okay call me in the morning or just show up! xoxo nite!
BGTILANSOS: we can drive tandem from your house
Me: BRB looking up tandem in the dictionary as i only know that word in relation to bicycles.
Me again: okay uhhh fuck.i hate to break it to you, but
a) Tandem is a Latin adverb meaning “at length” or “finally.”
and b) i ain’t riding a fucking bike to Americus.
July 8th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
HILARIOUS!!
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July 8th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
If you ride your bike to “Americus” you better pedal your ass to Utah to see me.
P.S. I like Swedish Fish. I just made out with a carton I bought at IKEA yesterday.
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July 9th, 2009 at 4:08 am
*sigh*
I miss last-minute border runs.
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July 9th, 2009 at 4:55 am
I can’t wait for my trip to Toronto this year so I can do a jaunt to the States. In Nova Scotia that involves a 3 hour $300 ferry ride (boo!)
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July 9th, 2009 at 5:01 am
*sigh* JEALOUS.
I could really use some Me Time with Target.
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July 10th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Americus…this makes me ridiculously happy.
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August 3rd, 2009 at 6:37 am
teehee! especially at tandem… Clearly she meant caravan!
Mmm, caramel coffee…
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